KL CHRONICLE: What does it mean to be Malaysian?

Saturday, November 17, 2018

What does it mean to be Malaysian?


Yesterday, I told off another Pakatan fella for stupidly implying that Malaysians don’t need to speak or learn Bahasa Melayu in schools.

Honest to God, I’m losing it with these “Ubah” idiots, especially the non-Malays. Their kurang-ajarness and blatant stupidity on social media is getting unbearable.



The strangest thing about these people is they think being a “Malaysian” means you can insult the King, propose to abolish Malay rights, stop speaking BM or question our national religion.

To them, respecting the King, preserving the unwritten social contract, speaking BM or respecting Islam makes you a “racist”.

And aided by misguided Melayus like Marina Mahathir, Siti Kassim, Mariam Mokhtar and my good friend Farouk Peru (who has Blocked me for reasons only known to himself), these non-Malay Pakatooners think everyone else must think (or unthink) like them.

Ok morons, let me now tell you what a REAL Malaysian is. When I was a lot younger, the harmony among the races was preserved because non-Malays knew their place.

And since they knew their place and didn’t stupidly touch on sensitive matters, there was no reason for the Malays to assert themselves.

Everyone respected the King (my home even had a photo of the Kedah King), respected the language and respected the religion.

For example, when playing football, we all depended on the Azan to know the time to stop playing because no one had a watch then (watches were a luxury in the early 80s).

When we heard the call to prayer, someone would shout “Oi dah Maghrib, jom balik”. Because if we didn’t, somebody’s mother will shortly turn up at the padang with a rotan.

That’s how Malaysians were back then. We all knew how to respect social norms. We all knew how to live with each other. No one came to me and said, “Bro, here’s something called a social contract.

Please sign it and observe the football rules for Maghrib!” No one needed to walk around with a sign and proclaim “I am not Chinese, I am Malaysiaann”. Being Malaysian was not a political statement. It was not shallow or superficial.

And this is why old skool Malaysians like me can still apply this principle today.

For instance, whenever flying with a Malay co-pilot, I don’t eat pork. Yet I don’t mind if he eats beef. Not because of “ketuanan Melayu” but because I understand how he views pork compared to how I view beef.

Pork is something that’s unclean to him. It’s disgusting to him. But beef is not something “unclean or disgusting” to me, it’s simply something I don’t eat due to my Hindu roots.

The same with religious tolerance. I was an itinerant preacher at some churches operating from commercial shoplots.

Imagine, any Malaysian Christian can easily rent a rumah kedai, set up a few musical instruments, place 50 chairs, preach from the pulpit and invite people to come on Sundays. No questions asked.

Pray tell ye ungrateful idiots, which Muslim country in this world gives you that kind of freedom? Even with your rabid hatred of Najib Razak, you are still free to practice whatever denomination you want.

Heck, even deviant cults like the goddamn Jehovah’s Witnesses and Mormons are free to cycle around in Malaysia. (Try that stunt in Singapore and see how fast your asses get kicked!)

So free until you can even visit Israel for Christian pilgrimages despite the passport restrictions. Any Buddhist-based "Persatuan Dhamma" may organise donation drives.

Taoist-groups can burn as many giant joss sticks as they want during festivals. Even the Hare Krishna sects are free to jingle bell at shopping malls while handing cute Bhagavad Gita tracts to passers-by.

And pray tell, which Muslim Prime Minister in which country in this world goes to a Hindu temple complex on Thaipusam, wishes people and hands a donation to the temple committee? (What, suddenly forgot to kutuk Jakim or JAIS ah? Cat got your tongue??)

The REAL problem with you morons is you actually Don’t Know What You Want. This is why you don’t even know what your own manifesto is.

This is why you keep nodding your heads like retarded woodpeckers while chanting "Ubah! Ubah!" every time Mahathir opens his mouth.

This is why you are suddenly attacking even our King and expecting him to submit some sort of "Resit Rasmi" for his breakfast, lunch and dinner to your Ah Pek Finance Minister who doesn’t know the difference between 680 billion and 1 trillion.

Ok so maybe for you, Ubah means change the language, the Royalty and the national religion because Tun didn’t even bother making a manifesto.

Like Einstein, your boss knew the saying “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in a large group”.

And maybe Tun learnt to harness that power after all.

28 comments:

Khairulryezal osman said...

I'dont no what u talking about.because we eat tempe not burger.u know fuck? So fuck u.

Naza said...

Khairulreyzal..mind your language. Berbahasa biarlah sopan..

Anonymous said...

Spot on!

Anonymous said...

Khairulryezal Osman, why you so bangang sangat ek. Remember eating too much tempe may end you to later become 1st Class degree moron sucking your own smelly shit. Can't guess which farm this LEMBOO originate from ek..?

Anonymous said...

1211, mungkin telah terlalu banyak makan makanan berunsur babi yang tersorok dalam makanan menyebabkan hatinya hitam, gelap dan tidak boleh diperbaiki lagi...

Anonymous said...

wow..kasar statement 1106..tapi 1211 pn agak2la..btol da tu op ckp ap..jangan angguk2 sangat..nant tergadai melayu kt malaysia ni baru tau..esok anak2 keturunan ko merempat baru tau..jangan dabik dada gah sangat dgn pandangan ko..ni bkn sbb ketuanan melayu..ni mmg survival melayu da ni..kita ni xda tuan sgt da..tinggal kuasa je..itupn da madey amik buat pekasam..anak2 keturunan dia kaya raya..kita ni ap ntah nasib..haha..pikir2 la 1211..

Anonymous said...

lupa..OP tu original poster bagi penulisan ni..tambahn skit..ad je masih non malay sayangkan BN dn najib razak..tp ramai yg taksub dgn fitnah..boleh kata ramai non malay yg sokong dap or ph ni boleh dikategorikan sbagai mudah panik..cepat melatah..kalau perati btol2..ekonomi dlm malaysia ni diorang yg pegang..ntah knape masih panik..maybe tamak kot..maybe la..

Anonymous said...

Khairul ni cina rba dap. Bkn melayu. Penyamar melayu. BiaDAP tu dah sebati dgn jiwa.

Anonymous said...

Tak perlu panggil nama penuh. Sebut rba cina dap.

Anonymous said...

Memang makanannya. Tu rba dap. Penyamar melayu. Baca komen yg lepas.

Anonymous said...

12.11 bkn melayu. Cina rba dap. Hentam melayu kutuk islam tu kerja 12.11. Putar belit isu. Menyamar jd melayu. Seolah bagi pihak melayu. Jgn terpedaya komennya. Hukum bercanggah dgn islam yg diputar. Penyokong lgbt. Marah benor org kutuk dap. Pembela dap dlm blog ni.

Jgn heran bahasa biaDAPnya. Dah setiap hari mkn benda haram.

Anonymous said...

Cina rba dap. Kau tak paham atau kau bengang dgn artikel tu. Kau kata mkn tempe. Apsal kau celaka fuck u.

Kalau mkn tempe yg mengaku melayu artikel ni bagus utk org yg sentiasa pertikai hak istimewa melayu. Menceritakan pengalamannya sendiri dr kecil dan perbezaan dulu dan kini. Kau bengang artikel ni yg ditulis tentang org mempertikai hak istinewa melayu agama islam dll. Rasanya penulis ini bkn melayu bkn muslim.

Apsal kau biadap. Kau tau sape yg pertikai sgt hak melayu? Dap? Ph? Dr dulu apa saja yg mengarah ke dap pasti kau melenting. Kau bkn melayu kau cina rba dap. Penyamar nama melayu.

Harap ada yg alih bahasa moga ramai memahami artikel ini.

Anonymous said...

Penulis ni suruh cari mana mana negara muslim di seluruh dunia yg bagi kebebasan ke bkn muslim seperti di malaysia? Dia bagi cth rumah kedai boleh jd mcm gereja/rumah ibadah. Mudah sgt. Susun kerusi bagi ceramah.

Cari juga mana mana negara bkn muslim yg bagi kebebasan ke org muslim yg boleh buat sesuka hati seperti malaysia? Minoriti bebas buat apa saja.

Perlu diingat di negara bkn muslim terdiri dr berbagai agamai tapi sama bangsa/suku. Itupun mereka tdk ada hak kebebasan beragama. Cth india dan china. Inilah penulis artikel ingin sampaikan dlm bentuk pengalamannya. Tapi di malaysia anda bkn penduduk asal tapi dibagi kerakyatan oleh sultan sultan melayu. Konon hak anda tak boleh sentuh disebut rasis. Tapi hak penduduk asal boleh diubah. Anda pertikai hak istimewa penduduk asal yg memberi anda kerakyatan.

Bila melayu mempertahan haknya/agama atau menyentuh cina atau india disebut rasis. Bila kau cina india boleh pulak sebut pertahankan hak mcm sek cina.

Anonymous said...

Seorg yg mengaku melayu bernama melayu tetapi berkata fuck kat seseorg yg menyentuh isu ketuanan melayu dan hak hak org melayu bumiputera penduduk asal tanah melayu. Bangsat khairul ni bkn melayu.
Setannnnnnn....

Anonymous said...

Anak anak melayu nelayan petani kecil peneroka ingatkan undi ph dpt pendidikan percuma free ptptn.

Dptnya dimansuhkan bantuan langsung kat emakayah sendiri. Apa kejadah.

Ni pertikai pulak hak melayu dan bumiputera dan nak hapus konon samarata.

Anonymous said...

Berdemo menjerit hapus ptptn. Panjat pagar panjat tiang menganga mulut melalak nak tunjuk kat rakyat pejuang laaaa. Tengok gambar adam tukang masak neraka.

Dah berkuasa ptptn tetap byr. Langsung potong gaji dr majikan bermula gaji seribu tapi gaji minima 1100. Kah kah kah. Potongan boleh sampai 15% ikut gaji.

Ingat hapus ptptn rupanya hapus hak layak tukar pinjaman ptptn ke biasiswa. Hahahaha.

Ingat dpt free pendidikan. Yg kena baucar buku dimansuh. Dibantah rakyat baru terkial kial nak kaji balik.

Apsal, menteri mof kata takde duit ka? Hutang 1 tr ka? Gaji dia besor takde masalah hutang negara ka?
KAH KAH KAH

Anonymous said...

Penulis artikel ini memberi beberapa cth perayaan agama/budaya selain islam yg tiada bantahan dr penganut muslim sejak dahulu. Nak bergendang ke bkr kertas sebyk manapun perayan thaipusam ka semua boleh.

Menjd warganegara Malaysia bkn bermakna anda berhak menuntut atau menghapus hak istimewa melayu bumiputera ataupun berkaitan agama.

Jika anda telah diterima menjd warganegara bkn bermakna ada lesen utk mempertikai hak hak penduduk asal. Hak ketuanan melayu/keistimewaan melayu ini termaktub dlm rang undang undang tetapi ada tdk hanya secara lisan atau perbuatan/amalan kita. Itu yg dinyatakan penulis pengalamannya seperti masuk maghrib/azan.

Belajar erti bersyukur dan jgn mintak ubah sembarangan menjd org bodoh yg mengikut kehendak org lain yg boleh merugikan sendiri keluarga dan ummat.

Anonymous said...

Pengundi haprak terpengaruh dan terpedaya dgn jaji manifesto. Berkuasa bkn tunai janji tapi buat yg bkn bkn. Org gomen ingat dpt mcm mcm hidup lebih bahagia tak terbeban. Lain jdnya, ditamatkan perkhidmatan, tiada kenaikan gaji, yg terbaru potongan kwsp majikan lebih rendah jd 4%. Ingat hari tua ada lebihan simpanan rupanya makin kurang. Beban apa yg kurang. Untung jd majikan. Tak ubah tony puaka kata sst buat rakyat ada lebihan duit sbb brg lebih murah. Slo slo tipu.

Anonymous said...

MELAYU TAK UNDI UMNO..
PILIH UNDI PH..
MELAYU DPT APA?

PH PERTIKAI KHATAN/SUNAT ANAK PEREMPUAN.
BETUL BETUL BANGANG.

Anonymous said...

Melayu tolak umno tak undi umno..
Melayu undi ph..
Melayu dpt apa?

Ph melalui menteri perpaduan desak sign ICERD.
Melayu yg sokong terlebih liberal atau terlebih bodoh?

Anonymous said...

MELAYU TAK PILIH UMNO..
MELAYU PILIH PH..
MELAYU DPT APA?

BANTUAN LANGSUNG KE IBUBAPA DAN PELAJAR DIMANSUH. TAK LAYAK DPT TONGKAT. JGN PEMALAS. KERJA KUAT. JGN HARAP DUIT PERCUMA DR KERAJAAN.

DAH PUAS PILIH PH? ATAU TERHENYAK DGN KEBODOHAN SENDIRI PERCAYA MELAMPAU?

Anonymous said...

Melayu pilih ph..
We love tun..
Dpt apa?

Masa umno bn disuruh byr ptptn walau sikit dikata zalim dan demo bersih hapus ptptn desak pendidikan percuma.

Ph berkuasa.. woiiii dah berhutang byrlah. Dlm islam hutang wajib byr. Hahaha.. rba dap ph bertempik suruh kwn kwn yg bersama demo dulu byr ptptn. Ingat islam ada agama rupanya.
Munafik tak tunai janji?
Fitnah?
Putarbelit?
Membohongi rakyat?

Anonymous said...

Undi ph ingat dpt barisan kabinet hebat. Jd menteri/timbalan sibuk korek kes cerai. Basuh kain mlm punca cerai. Bontot punggung mengerutu punca cerai. Ingat mata je ada kutil. Kahkahkah. Rupanya bkn islam lebih dahsyat cerai. Sampai nak buat kursus kahwin. Sibuk agama org lain. Agama sendiri penuh masalah.

Anonymous said...

KIKIKI.. ATOK CAKAP LUOOR NEGARA
ICERD KENA JADI 2/3 MAJORITY UNDI
KIKI.. KITA TONGGU ATOK BALIK YEER..!
U TURN ATAU CLAMPING TELO TERUK LAGI


KIKI..MACAI BANGANG KAT SINGAPORE CONTOH KAN NIH...
UNCHANGE CONSTITUTIONAL WITHOUT CHANGE
INSTITUTION KAN
TAK PERLU 2/3 MAJORITY ITU AUTA BOHONG MAMAK KUTTY
MACAI BODOH AJER YANG TERKINJA KINJA MEMCIPAN....

BILA LGI NAK ONN NI PANJI ITAM DAH JUMOA KE BELOMMM...??? KITA TAK SABAU NAK TEMPORRR JE LAGI...

ted manoff said...

PrOootT.... Ahh leganya 💨 💨

Anonymous said...

wasiat raja2 dah termaktub..timbalan YDP Agung..Sultan Nazrin dah beri amaran...jika nak tukar Perlembagaan 153 perlu ada persetujuan Majlis Raja Raja...bukan senang2 hanya majoriti 2/3 parlimen dah boleh ubah perlembagaan tersebut...yng lain mungkin tapi 153...ada keistimewaannya tersendiri...Terimakasih tak terhingga kepada Sultan2 yng terdahulu yng mmg dah menjangkakan akan ada Si kitol...zaman akan datang dan zaman itu adalah sekarang

Anonymous said...

SETAN SATU KEPALA BERTUKAR NAMA.
MCM BABI KERJA MENYONDOL BELASAH SEMUA KELUAR TAIK. TAIK PUN DISONDOL. PERANGAI SEBIJIK BABI.

SETANNNNNN

Anonymous said...

Puak dap ni bkn main pemuja israel. Org israel pun jd tempat pilihan latihan dap. Ingat citer saudara razali pembantu khas lge. Israel melatih dia org. Katanya duit israel utk dap disalur di spore. Byk tersebar dokumen pemimpin ph byk simpan duit dlm bank israel.

TAPI ISRAEL SENDIRI PENENTANG ICERD. TDK SIGN ICERD. MUSNAH PALESTIN DI TGN ISRAEL. BERPULUH RIBU MUNGKIN RATUS RIBU NYAWA MELAYANG DI TGN ISRAEL.

ANDA PERCAYA KPD ISRAEL ATAU PENYOKONG KUAT ISRAEL TENTANG ICERD?

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